“You would be better off dressed as kielbasa in Chicago,” Jimmy Kimmel advised the National Guard troops President Trump wants to deploy to the city.

The “Daily Show” host found comedic fodder in an Oval Office event about mining in Alaska, at which the president wound up talking about Sean Combs.

Kimmel is keeping the results of a new poll in perspective: “At this point, finding a toenail in your salad has a seven-point lead over Donald Trump.”